{"id":533,"date":"2011-01-20T23:54:58","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T04:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=533"},"modified":"2011-01-21T00:04:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T05:04:33","slug":"dear-barnes-and-noble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"Dear Barnes and Noble:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t send me an e-mail telling me my order is &#8220;on the way&#8221; at 11:18pm if the book was already on my porch when I got home from work roughly seven hours earlier. You do this a lot. It does help me illustrate the meaning of &#8216;otiose&#8217;. On the other hand, it does provide an opportunity to use the word &#8216;otiose&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t send me an e-mail telling me my order is &#8220;on the way&#8221; at 11:18pm if the book was already on my porch when I got home from work roughly seven hours earlier. You do this a lot. It &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=533\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":538,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}