{"id":478,"date":"2010-04-25T16:41:47","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T21:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=478"},"modified":"2013-09-01T19:44:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T00:44:26","slug":"modern-education","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"Modern Education"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aunt Bernice: “The government’s been overthrown, and guess who’s responsible.”
\nAjax: “Wait! I know this. Eli Whitney? Harriet Beecher Stowe? Aaron Burr?”
\nAunt Bernice: “No, Ajax.”
\nAjax: “Unless it’s someone named Isosceles Triangle, I’ve wasted a whole year of school.”<\/p>\n

(Duckman<\/em>, Episode 30: ‘A Clear and Presidente Danger’)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aunt Bernice: “The government’s been overthrown, and guess who’s responsible.” Ajax: “Wait! I know this. Eli Whitney? Harriet Beecher Stowe? Aaron Burr?” Aunt Bernice: “No, Ajax.” Ajax: “Unless it’s someone named Isosceles Triangle, I’ve wasted a whole year of school.” … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[167],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teaching","tag-duckman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":754,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions\/754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}