{"id":464,"date":"2010-02-03T23:49:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T04:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=464"},"modified":"2010-02-03T23:49:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T04:49:01","slug":"how-hard-is-it-to-come-up-with-an-original-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"How Hard Is It To Come Up With An Original Joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a visiting friend&#8217;s cat stuck its head through my bedroom door at 4:00 am, it occurred to me that we could rename her &#8216;Snoop Catty Cat&#8217;. According to Bing, the phrase has already been used 28 times on the web. Better 28 than &#8220;about 28,000&#8221;, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a visiting friend&#8217;s cat stuck its head through my bedroom door at 4:00 am, it occurred to me that we could rename her &#8216;Snoop Catty Cat&#8217;. According to Bing, the phrase has already been used 28 times on the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=464\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":465,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}