{"id":368,"date":"2009-08-15T09:54:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T13:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=368"},"modified":"2009-08-15T09:54:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T13:54:02","slug":"good-news-i-guess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"Good News, I Guess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barstools.net\/booze_death\" style=\"display: block; height: 108px; width: 254px; padding-left: 90px; padding-top: 100px; padding-right: 15px; color: #000; text-decoration: none; background: url(http:\/\/www.barstools.net\/booze_death\/img\/badge.png) no-repeat 0 0; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold\">It would take 10 shots of Absinthe to kill me<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barstools.net\">Bar Stools<\/a> (&thorn; <a href=\"http:\/\/coldfury.com\/?p=16178\">Cold Fury<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would take 10 shots of Absinthe to kill me Created by Bar Stools (&thorn; Cold Fury)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":369,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions\/369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}