{"id":276,"date":"2009-02-01T19:31:11","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T23:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=276"},"modified":"2009-02-01T19:31:11","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T23:31:11","slug":"missing-the-best-part","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"Missing the Best Part?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pajamasmedia.com\/instapundit\/68229\/\">InstaPundit<\/a> is duly impressed that Amazon sells <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001DDA3VE?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=wwwviolentkicom&#038;link_code=as3&#038;camp=211189&#038;creative=373489&#038;creativeASIN=B001DDA3VE\">bacon-flavored jelly beans<\/a>. I&#8217;m more astonished by the last two things listed under &#8216;customers who bought this item also bought&#8217;: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Get-Organized-Bacon-Wallet\/dp\/B0014J7NDI\/ref=pd_sim_t_5\">bacon wallet<\/a> (imitation bacon, I presume) and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bacon-Monsieur-Tofu-Action-Figures\/dp\/B0014E056A\/ref=pd_sim_t_6\">Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures<\/a> (making Tofu a Frenchman is a particularly nice touch).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>InstaPundit is duly impressed that Amazon sells bacon-flavored jelly beans. I&#8217;m more astonished by the last two things listed under &#8216;customers who bought this item also bought&#8217;: the bacon wallet (imitation bacon, I presume) and the Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=276\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":277,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}