{"id":181,"date":"2007-03-24T23:06:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-25T04:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=181"},"modified":"2007-03-26T07:10:46","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T12:10:46","slug":"emendations-r-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Emendations &#8216;R&#8217; Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eve Tushnet has a top-ten <a href=\"http:\/\/eve-tushnet.blogspot.com\/2007_03_01_archive.html#6921993312099910999\">post<\/a> on horror in pop songs.  Unfortunately, I&#8217;ve never heard of any of the songs, and only one of the performers \u2013 Siouxsie and the Banshies \u2013 who was (were?) the object of a Beavis &#038; Butt-Head text-and-commentary segment.  The last title on the Tushnet list is a song by the Cramps (whoever they are) called &#8220;Eyeball in my Martini&#8221;.  My split-second reaction was &#8220;shouldn&#8217;t that be &#8216;Eyeball in my Highball&#8217;?&#8221;.  A Google search shows that a song by that name has already been written, and is available for 50&cent; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/content\/6758\">Lulu<\/a>.  I haven&#8217;t decided yet whether to pay for a copy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eve Tushnet has a top-ten post on horror in pop songs. Unfortunately, I&#8217;ve never heard of any of the songs, and only one of the performers \u2013 Siouxsie and the Banshies \u2013 who was (were?) the object of a Beavis &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/curculio.org\/?p=181\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-work-editing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curculio.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}